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Ralph Dagza is a 21 year old blogger, podcaster, designer, a geek, and good a looking person. He is also enlisted in the United States Air Force. He’s pretty opinionated and enjoys arguments. He’s an aspiring song writer and a film maker, he’s best known for his work on Pinkprank radio which he started when he was in high school. He enjoys writing about himself in the third person.

Ralph Dagza is a member of the Y Generation, a group born and raised in the time of the Ninja Turtles and cassette tapes, who now live in the age of Desperate Housewives, Sidekicks and screamo bands. He can conveniently carry 5,000 songs in his pocket. Ralph Dagza has also been thought to be the “spark” of the future to come.

Ralph Dagza owns three towns in Alaska and two baby seal grounds in Canada, he’s also the fastest baby seal clubber, and he can club 342 baby seals in 1 minute. Since there are no golf courses, and one’s balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

ralphdagza claims they are Ralph Dagza and says this about themself: